just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
don't judge my taste in strippers
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
