And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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