She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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