ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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