Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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