I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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