Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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