i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
