you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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