We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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