I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It's Friday. Sex?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
there is puke in my bra ... again
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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