Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
tell me about the fingering
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