he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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