It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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