I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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