I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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