Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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