What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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