people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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