This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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