i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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