that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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