What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
