you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
did you just send me my own nude
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
