I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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