I'll bet she douches with gravy.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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