im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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