Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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