Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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