At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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