We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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