That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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