If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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