we have pet lesbian snakes
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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