I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
