I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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