I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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