Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
