i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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