ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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