Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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