we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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