he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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