Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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