4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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