Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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