so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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