i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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