marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You are a genius and a whore.
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