If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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