Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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