shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need water and some morals
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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