i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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